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i will hex you



Some days I can tolerate everyone, but most days I want to push you all off the astronomy tower. 

thepurecarrow:

I would say more of your, feisty temper, your wicked skill at hexes, and the fact that you can drink like a large Russian male.

Oh well, you know, I try. 

(Source: blonderosier)


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mihi-parta-tueri:

blonderosier:

mihi-parta-tueri:

Oh, you know. Narrowly avoiding death.

Just reading and drinking.

I think I know how you feel.  

I never thought I’d see the day that you would read, Rod. 

You’re hiding from Bella as well?

I have read for quite some time, I just don’t advertise it love.

What? Oh no, I nearly fell in the black lake while intoxicated. And Bella wouldn’t hurt me, I’m family. 


Well that would explain why, wouldn’t it?


1 day ago · 30 notes (© blonderosier)

mihi-parta-tueri:

Oh, you know. Narrowly avoiding death.

Just reading and drinking.

I think I know how you feel.  

I never thought I’d see the day that you would read, Rod. 

(Source: blonderosier)


1 day ago · 30 notes (© blonderosier)

mihi-parta-tueri:

blonderosier:

mihi-parta-tueri:

blonderosier:

You’re talking about the thing that happens between girls every month? Really? 

Hello Desiree, darling. -winks-

Ah hello Rod, love. -laughs-

How do you do, miss? 

Considering I have detention nearly every day, not so well. Yourself?


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mihi-parta-tueri:

blonderosier:

mihi-parta-tueri:

sir-rabastan:

mihi-parta-tueri:

And why would that, of all things, bother you?

It makes all my girls… bitchy. -nudges him on the rib- And you know why.

Apt description there. -quirks eyebrow- I don’t think i do.

You’re talking about the thing that happens between girls every month? Really? 

Hello Desiree, darling. -winks-

Ah hello Rod, love. -laughs-


1 day ago · 30 notes (© blonderosier)

mihi-parta-tueri:

sir-rabastan:

mihi-parta-tueri:

And why would that, of all things, bother you?

It makes all my girls… bitchy. -nudges him on the rib- And you know why.

Apt description there. -quirks eyebrow- I don’t think i do.

You’re talking about the thing that happens between girls every month? Really? 

(Source: blonderosier)


1 day ago · 30 notes (© blonderosier)

Drunken confessions || William and Desiree. 

williamnott:

William tried to steady her as she suddenly sat up. He knew she had drunk way too much. He just watch as she reach out to another bottle and offer it to him. Her slur convince him enough that another drink will do her no good. “No, Des…I think you had enough and I need to be sober to carry you back to the castle.” He told her firmly.

He took the bottle and place it carefully upright on the ground then he took her face in both her hands making her look at him. “Focus, love, what’s wrong? Why are you drinking again? I haven’t seen you in a long time, I’m sorry.” His blue eyes look intently at her green ones and her lips looks so red constracting with her pale skin that has that certain blush.

When he broke her gaze, he look around thinking of a way to make Desiree sober before he take her inside the castle. With the amount of alcohol and the empty bottle he’s seeing littered around her, it will definitely take some time before she’s back to her normal self.

Desiree pouted as he took her drink away. Sure, she had too much to drink, but right now she didn’t really give a damn. “My drink!” Desiree exclaimed, her green eyes widening before bursting into a fit of giggles. 

As he placed his hands on her face, she put her hands on his hands and let out a small giggle. “Because the world is always better when someone is drunk!” Desiree felt like her grin could break her face. Shaking her head at his words, Desiree focused on him. “No, no, Will.. It’s fine. No need to be sorry.” Desiree said earnestly, her green eyes catching his blue ones. 

“William, William, William.. You’re so nice and kind, and funny..” Desiree mumbled, leaning into him so her head was resting against his shoulder. “You’re so.. normal and stuff.. and really, really cute.” The last bit slipped out, and Desiree covered her mouth with a gasp, before bursting into fits of giggles. 

(Source: blonderosier)


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